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Sydney Sweeney Takes Aim at Meghan Markle in Hilarious SNL Debut
Last night marked a significant milestone for Sydney Sweeney as she took the stage as the host of Saturday Night Live for the very first time.
The rising Hollywood star didn't shy away from controversy, diving straight into a comedic roast of none other than Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex.
Sweeney's sharp-witted jabs at Markle, who has faced her fair share of accusations regarding dishonesty and manipulation within the royal family, had the audience roaring with laughter.
Sweeney, celebrated for her roles in hit series like Euphoria and The White Lotus, kicked off her monologue with self-deprecating humor.
She poked fun at her own career trajectory and personal life, even addressing the recent lackluster performance of her superhero film, Madame Web, alongside Dakota Johnson.
But the real highlight came when she turned her attention to Markle, who has been under intense scrutiny following her explosive interview with Oprah Winfrey.
In that infamous interview, Markle made a slew of shocking claims about her experiences within the royal family, including allegations of racism and neglect.
Sweeney, a self-proclaimed royal enthusiast, didn't hold back her criticism.
“Speaking of drama queens,” she quipped, “let's talk about Meghan Markle.
I used to admire her—successful actress, humanitarian, feminist.
She married a prince and became a duchess.
She had it all.
But then she threw it all away for what?
To be a victim?”
The audience was captivated as Sweeney expertly dissected some of Markle's most outrageous statements.
She questioned how Markle could claim ignorance about royal life prior to marrying Prince Harry, humorously suggesting that not Googling her future husband seemed implausible.
“Come on, Meghan!
You expect us to believe you didn't know how to curtsy to the queen?” Sweeney exclaimed, prompting uproarious laughter.
Sweeney continued her roast by highlighting the contradictions in Markle's narrative.
She pointed out the absurdity of Markle claiming she was silenced while simultaneously enjoying a lavish lifestyle complete with mental health resources.
“You have millions of dollars, a mansion in California, and Oprah is your friend!” Sweeney remarked, as the crowd erupted in cheers.
To further drive her point home, Sweeney contrasted clips of Markle discussing her newfound happiness with footage of Prince Harry looking less than thrilled while riding a bus with James Corden.
The juxtaposition painted a vivid picture of the couple's supposed thriving life versus the reality many suspected lay beneath the surface.
Sweeney didn't stop there; she took aim at Markle's complaints about the royal family, juxtaposing them against pressing global issues such as the pandemic and climate change.
“Meghan, you need to get over yourself,” she declared.
“You're not a victim, you're a spoiled, entitled, narcissistic brat who doesn't care about anyone but yourself.”
The audience was clearly on Sweeney's side as she continued her tirade, emphasizing how Markle's actions have affected those around her, including Queen Elizabeth II, who recently lost her husband.
“You're hurting Harry, who gave up everything for you and now has no friends, no family, and no purpose,” Sweeney said, driving the point home with palpable emotion.
As her monologue reached its climax, Sweeney expressed a hope that Markle would recognize her missteps and extend an apology to both the royal family and the public.
“Stop playing the victim and start acting like a duchess,” she urged, leaving the audience buzzing with excitement.
Before wrapping up her debut, Sweeney also shared a heartfelt wish for Prince Harry to return to his roots, reminding viewers of the love and support he once had from his family and country.
With a final flourish, she thanked the audience and introduced the musical guest for the evening, Casey, leaving everyone eager for more.
Sydney Sweeney's debut on SNL was not just a showcase of her comedic talent but also a bold statement on celebrity culture and the complexities of royal life.
Her fearless commentary on Meghan Markle is sure to spark conversations long after the credits rolled.