Megan Markle’s New Memoir: A Colorful Dive into Royal Life

The circus has rolled into town, and this time, the ringmaster is none other than Meghan Markle.

With her latest venture, she's set to either have us laughing uncontrollably or scratching our heads in confusion.

According to Hollywood gossip guru Janet Charlton, Meghan is working on her autobiography, which is tentatively titled “Shade.”

Yes, you heard that right!

After Prince Harry's literary debut with “Spare,” it seems Meghan is ready to make her own mark, aiming for something a bit more vibrant.

But before you jump to conclusions about an introspective exploration of her royal experience, let's get real.

Late-night host Jimmy Fallon couldn't resist taking a jab at Meghan's upcoming book, humorously dubbing it “Fifty Shades of Bronzer” in reference to her past.

And honestly, who can blame him?

The title “Shade” practically begs for comedic commentary, serving up a platter of jokes for anyone willing to take a bite.

Meghan's attempt to reclaim a term with racial implications and twist it into a narrative about her royal struggles feels about as subtle as a sledgehammer.

The intriguing twist?

Meghan reportedly loves the idea of a one-word title, hoping to replicate Harry's success.

However, in her narrative, “Shade” isn't merely about dishing out literary side-eye at the royals.

It's said to be a nod to the rumored comments regarding Archie's skin tone.

Talk about missing the point entirely!

If anything, it sounds like Meghan is preparing to throw some serious shade back at the royal family, potentially making this memoir the most passive-aggressive book club selection of the century.

But hold on—there's more to this story.

Finding a publisher for her anticipated tell-all is proving to be just as tricky as convincing the public that the Sussexes are your average, relatable couple.

YouTube personality Neil Shaw recently revealed that Meghan's manuscript—or what little exists of it—hasn't exactly been flying off the shelves.

Publishers appear to be hesitant, wanting a sneak peek before they even think about opening their wallets.

But Meghan, true to her diva persona, is not having any of it.

Why should she work without a guaranteed payday?

Let's not skip over the fact that Meghan, like many royals before her, is reportedly leaning on a ghostwriter to help bring her vision to fruition.

The claim that she's authored a third of it translates roughly to, “I've nodded along to a third of what's been drafted for me.”

If things don't go as planned, one can only imagine the ghostwriter being thrown under the bus, with Meghan lamenting how her story got lost in translation.

As for the future of this dynamic duo, whispers suggest that the Sussex saga may be approaching its dramatic conclusion, with Meghan's book potentially serving as their last hurrah.

Hollywood's fleeting attention span has already shifted elsewhere, leaving the Sussexes to realize that their royal grievances don't resonate quite as powerfully beyond palace walls.

The irony here is palpable.

In their quest for validation and relevance, Harry and Meghan might just find themselves fading into the background, remembered more for their endless complaints than for any grand ambitions.

As Meghan puts the final touches on “Shade,” it's hard not to wonder if this book will be the mic drop she envisions or simply another footnote in the ongoing Sussex saga.