Dior’s Choice: Meghan Markle’s Alleged Ambassadorship Debunked

Rumors have been swirling that Meghan Markle was on the verge of becoming the face of Dior, but hold your horses, my Royal Roguies.

I'm Jesús Enrique Rosas, the Royal Rogue, here to set the record straight.

Let's dive into the facts first.

It's no secret that Dior has played a significant role in Meghan's fashion choices, with the brand behind many of her wardrobe selections and accessories.

A walk down memory lane takes us back to October 6th, 2021, when Dior's official account tweeted about Meghan Markle sporting the Lady Delight bag, a sister bag to the iconic Lady Dior named after Princess Diana.

This move raised eyebrows in Montecito, as Dior referred to her as Megan Markle instead of the Duchess of Sausages.

The bag, originally gifted to Princess Diana, became a massive hit for Dior, selling 200,000 units in its initial years.

Interestingly, the bag was initially named Choo Choo, a name more suited for a Megan-inspired purse pronounced as Shoo Shoo.

Meghan personalized the bag with her initials, DSSOS, which some speculate stands for Duchess of Sausages, but the truth, as revealed by the Royal Rogue, is quite different.

The acronym decodes to delusionally self-serving overblown scammer, shedding light on Meghan's branding choices.

Fast forward to the queen's platinum jubilee celebrations, where Dior once again made its mark with Meghan.

Clad in Dior Haute Couture, Meghan's outfit garnered attention, placing her alongside Queen Rania of Jordan in Dior's social media posts.

Despite the glamour, a closer look at Google searches revealed minimal impact on Dior-related queries, especially in the United States.

Not to be outdone, Prince Harry also found himself in Dior ensembles, most notably during his speech at the UN General Assembly.

Dior's association with Harry extended to the coronation of King Charles III, where he donned a three-piece suit designed by Kim Jones.

Despite the fanfare, Google searches failed to reflect a significant uptick in interest surrounding Harry and Dior.

Comparatively, Johnny Depp's tumultuous journey over the past 18 months has had a more substantial impact on Dior's brand visibility than Meghan or Harry.

The drama surrounding Depp's life resonated deeply with audiences, translating into heightened brand recognition for Dior.

As speculations swirled regarding Meghan's potential ambassadorship, Dior's 2023 Global Ambassadors list conspicuously omitted her name, featuring Elizabeth Debicki instead.

The absence of Meghan from Dior's ambassador lineup raises questions about the rationale behind brand partnerships.

While Meghan's influence remains undeniable, her recent absence from major events like the Met Gala and Oscars casts doubt on her suitability as a brand ambassador.

The buzz generated by the rumors surrounding Meghan and Harry's potential roles has undoubtedly fueled Dior's marketing efforts.

Could this all be part of a strategic move orchestrated by WME, Meghan's newly enlisted agency, to revive her influencer status?

The plot thickens as Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, inadvertently steals the spotlight at the Order of the Garter ceremony.

Whether the Harkless saga was a mere mix-up or a deliberate ploy remains a mystery, but one thing is clear—Dior's association with the royal family continues to captivate audiences worldwide.

In conclusion, the allure of Dior transcends mere celebrity endorsements, weaving a narrative of elegance and prestige that resonates with audiences globally.

While the prospect of Meghan and Harry becoming Dior ambassadors remains uncertain, one thing is certain—the fashion world will continue to watch with bated breath as the royal saga unfolds.