Canadian Veterans Give Harry and Meghan a Royal Send-Off, But Not in the Way They Expected

In a recent turn of events, Canadian veterans put on quite a show as they sent off Prince Harry and Meghan Markle with a decidedly lukewarm reception.

This comes after the couple reportedly raked in a staggering $55 for their first day at the Invictus Games.

Can you imagine?

Just when you thought the Sussexes couldn't get any more out of touch, they swooped into Canada on their private jet, resembling A-list celebrities dodging the paparazzi.

It's almost comical how they seem to arrive in style, or perhaps it's more accurate to say they're living in denial.

While Harry and Meghan were busy unveiling their new website—because, let's face it, the world is just clamoring for another celebrity blog—they decided to make a pit stop in Vancouver for the Invictus Games.

But this wasn't just any visit; it was a three-day, high-flying tour that has everyone rolling their eyes so hard we might just see our brains.

According to Hello!

Magazine, those humble California royals touched down in their private jet.

Why mingle with regular folks when you can leave a carbon footprint the size of Bigfoot's?

Now, let's break down the numbers.

A fancy jet-cost calculator suggests that little escapade cost about $55,200.

For the Sussexes, that's practically pocket change, given their lavish lifestyle.

But let's talk about opportunity cost here—something that apparently doesn't exist in the Sussex vocabulary.

That $55 could have funded, say, 11 basic prosthetics or 552 physical therapy sessions for veterans—the very people the Invictus Games aim to support.

Yet, prioritizing those in need seems to take a backseat to their luxurious PR tours.

Adding fuel to the fire, despite Harry's so-called royal connections that were supposed to elevate the Games, it appears they are merely siphoning off donations to fund their extravagant lifestyle.

Sources close to the situation claim they were met with boos upon arrival.

Shocking?

Not really.

The real surprise is that they anticipated a warm welcome after such an ostentatious display.

Inside the arena, however, it was a different narrative.

Money talks, and it certainly had a lot to say, ensuring Harry and Meghan received the royal treatment they seem to crave.

The Invictus Games certainly spares no expense when it comes to accommodating the couple each year.

How noble of them, right?

And let's not overlook the irony of their environmental stance.

Despite promoting a strong commitment to sustainability on their new website, their actions tell a different story.

Meghan, who's been dubbed an environmentalist, has rarely spoken about her views publicly.

Meanwhile, Harry, labeled an environmental campaigner—likely in a bio penned by Meghan—seems to think that hopping on a private jet is the way to advocate for the planet.

So there you have it, yet another day, another scandal involving the Sussexes.

But who's really counting?

As long as they continue to “save the world” one private jet trip at a time, we can all sit back, relax, and enjoy the spectacle they provide.

Let's be honest, it's the most entertainment we've seen from them in quite a while.