Megan Markle’s Desperate Bid for A-List Stardom: Is Kelly Clarkson Next?

In a twist that feels straight out of a soap opera, Megan Markle is reportedly making a play for Kelly Clarkson's attention.

Yes, you read that right.

It seems like Megan is on a relentless mission to mingle with the elite, and her latest target is none other than the beloved talk show host.

But instead of a direct approach, Megan has opted for a more roundabout method—begging through a mutual friend.

It's almost comical to imagine her trying to navigate the social circles of Hollywood while dodging the sting of rejection.

Megan's friend, Abigail Spencer, recently appeared on Clarkson's show and couldn't resist dropping Megan's name during the conversation.

It was as if she was trying to pave the way for Meghan, tossing out compliments like confetti.

“Meg says hello, she loves you,” Spencer reportedly said, as if that would magically open the door to Kelly's world.

If only flattery could unlock the gates to fame, Megan would be swimming in riches by now.

The situation is reminiscent of a high school drama where the new girl is desperate to fit in with the popular crowd.

You can almost hear the echoes of “Megan who?” ringing in the air as Kelly maintained her cool demeanor, seemingly unfazed by the Duchess of Sussex's overtures.

It's clear that Kelly isn't exactly rolling out the red carpet for Megan.

In fact, her lack of interest is palpable, akin to watching paint dry—unexciting and painfully slow.

Megan's attempts to cozy up to A-listers have become increasingly transparent.

She's been on a celebrity-friending spree, reaching out to everyone from Beyoncé to Taylor Swift, as if she's checking off names on a wish list.

It's hard not to see this as a desperate bid for relevance, especially after her podcast, Archetypes, was unceremoniously dropped by Spotify.

Now, she's pinning her hopes on a new venture with Lemonada Media, but the public's enthusiasm seems to be fizzling out just as quickly.

Meanwhile, in a surprising twist, Queen Camilla has entered the podcast arena with her own literary show.

This noble endeavor is bound to attract book lovers and leave Megan's efforts looking like a poorly crafted fan fiction.

Camilla's graceful foray into the world of literature stands in stark contrast to Megan's clumsy attempts at celebrity networking.

It's as if Camilla is playing chess, while Megan is still trying to figure out how the pieces move.

As Megan continues her quest for acceptance among Hollywood's elite, it's becoming increasingly clear that her efforts are more of a spectacle than a success.

The irony of it all?

She might be the only one tuning into her own reality show, which feels more like a scripted drama than actual life.

With each passing day, her pursuit of fame and friendship resembles a saga that deserves its own series—one that viewers might just roll their eyes at.

Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, remains blissfully unaffected by the whirlwind of desperation swirling around Megan.