Hollywood’s Royal Clowns: Harry and Meghan Get Snubbed at AAFCA Awards

Hold onto your popcorn, everyone!

The latest spectacle from Hollywood's most talked-about couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, has left audiences shaking their heads in disbelief.

This time, they waltzed into the African American Film Critics Association (AAFCA) awards, armed with what they thought was a groundbreaking documentary.

Spoiler alert: it was more of a cringe-worthy slideshow than a cinematic masterpiece.

The AAFCA recently handed out its 2024 awards, and let's just say, Harry and Meghan didn't make the cut.

Instead, the spotlight shone on real talent, like the team behind “Killers of the Flower Moon,” which earned accolades for its poignant take on social justice.

Meanwhile, the Sussexes' attempt to position themselves as African directors fell flat, reminiscent of Meghan's earlier acting gigs that never quite took off.

Sources close to the couple revealed that Meghan had grand aspirations of directing, all because she sprinkled a few African scenes into her presentation.

It's hard not to chuckle—does she really think that qualifies her for a director's chair?

Just because you can click through a PowerPoint doesn't mean you're ready to step onto the Sundance stage.

But the most delicious part of this whole saga?

They didn't even make it past the first round of consideration.

Yes, you read that right—first round elimination, as if they were auditioning for a reality show rather than vying for an award.

The humiliation is palpable, especially with whispers of a so-called “bombshell” coming this spring.

A royal expert, known for their juicy insights, claims that Harry and Meghan are on the verge of being fully exposed.

Given that their Netflix special barely scratched the surface, one has to wonder just how much more scandalous they can get.

After all, their previous revelations were about as shocking as watching paint dry.

Let's not forget their recent roast at the Golden Globes, where they were mercilessly mocked for cashing in on their royal family drama.

It seems the couple has mastered the art of turning their lives into a poorly scripted reality show, much to the dismay of the audience.

Lady Colin Campbell, a seasoned royal commentator, has warned that things are only going to get worse for the Sussexes.

Honestly, the anticipation surrounding their next move feels more like a chore than a thrill.

Who's eagerly waiting for the next chapter in this saga?

So, what's next for Meghan and Harry?

Perhaps it's time for a career rethink.

Meghan, just because you're no longer a star on “Suits” doesn't mean you should leap into directing.

And Harry, well, maybe stick to your royal roots instead of trying to reinvent yourself in Hollywood.

At this rate, their next project might just earn them a Razzie for worst director.

Who would have thought that would be a possibility?