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Prince Harry in the Hot Seat: Comedy Panel Takes Aim at Court Case
In a recent episode of “Have I Got News For You,” the panelists didn't hold back as they poked fun at Prince Harry's ongoing court battle against the Daily Mirror Group.
The Duke of Sussex has taken the stand, alleging that the newspaper used dubious methods, including phone hacking and private investigators, to gather information about celebrities and public figures.
Ian Hislop, a long-time panelist, summed up Harry's eight-hour testimony, remarking on how the prince struggled with many questions, often lacking clear answers.
Hislop quipped that while this is a court of law demanding evidence, it seemed Harry was relying more on his personal assertions than actual proof.
“There's a sense that Harry thinks if he says something, it becomes true,” Hislop noted, underscoring the inadequacy of his claims.
Jack Dee chimed in, suggesting that Harry has never really faced any serious pushback in his life.
“It feels like nobody has ever told him, ‘Actually, that's nonsense,'” Dee commented.
He continued, humorously stating that had Harry reached out to him, he would have set him straight.
The implication was clear: just because Harry believes something doesn't make it factual.
The conversation took an intriguing turn when the panel joked about the potential for media outlets to stop covering the royal couple altogether.
One panelist suggested that if the media turned their backs, it would force Harry and Meghan to find “real jobs,” just like everyone else.
The thought of the couple losing their media spotlight was met with laughter, highlighting the absurdity of their current situation.
Hislop added a twist to the humor by referencing the show's running joke about their legal team scrutinizing every episode.
He mused that the jokes would only get funnier if the royal family decided to cut ties with Harry and Meghan, likening it to a free-for-all where secrets and scandals might finally come to light.
The discussion shifted to the latest headlines revealing that for the first time, Harry won't be invited to the monarch's birthday parade—an event known as the Trooping the Colour.
This marks a significant change in the royal dynamic, especially under King Charles, who seems less inclined to uphold the traditions of his mother's reign.
Harry's absence from such a prominent event could symbolize a deeper rift between him and the royal family.
Hislop speculated that the chilly reception from the palace might be hard for Harry to ignore, especially as discussions swirl around the potential removal of titles for him and his children.
The panelists also reflected on Harry's past relationships, with guest host Harry Hill jokingly suggesting that Harry might regret his path, noting, “According to Prince Harry, press intrusion caused my breakup with Chelsea Davy.” Hill added a humorous jab about Harry's current relationship with Meghan, hinting that perhaps even Harry feels a bit stuck.
In a lighter moment, the panel discussed President Joe Biden tripping over a sandbag during a graduation ceremony.
Hill made a cheeky comparison to his own experiences, humorously suggesting that Mrs. Biden might be eagerly awaiting her payout from a clip featured on “You've Been Framed.”
Dee followed up with a witty observation about Biden's security detail.
“He's got bodyguards watching for snipers, but no one's looking out for trip hazards,” he remarked, pointing out the irony of high-profile protection amidst everyday dangers.
Paul Merton contributed to the banter, joking that Biden would be a tough target for any shooter because he keeps falling over.